Solution One: Into The Woods
I would run to my backyard, and bury it in a hard-to-reach spot. The detective would have to go through a lot of vines and trees.. if not thinking that the backyard wasn’t a part of my house. I’d probably bury it under a tree, or put it on top of a tree.
Solution Two: DESTROY
flush the phone through Toilet. Melt the Phone. DESTROY THE Phone.
Solution Three: DESTROY
Open the back fan cover and hide it there, then on the fan