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What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy?

When I was 5 or 6 I was trying to impress a girl by how fast I could run down the stairs. Fast enough to make the carpet slip and my arm went through the front door window.

I got 26 stitches and a scare still visible 27 or so years later.

She never ever would come back to my house. 

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Daniel
Daniel
7 months ago

Standing outside her house under the sun for about an hour or more…only for her to come out and act shocked, “are u still here?” She asked. Me…dumbfounded. Nor b she ask me to wait for her, I thought to myself.

On that day I made a personal decision never to wait for any girl again. This decision has affected me shaaaaa

Jackey
Jackey
7 months ago

In Jss2… I wrote a love letter and gave it to her friend to give to her. This her friend is same class with us…. I really don’t know what’s wrong with girls. Flashforward to next day…. I was late to school, on getting to the class, I realize they’ve rewritten the love letter on the chalkboard. Came into the class and everyone was laughing and pointing towards the board. I kuku look board to see wetin the make them laugh. Behold it was my love letter to the mumu girl…. It wasn’t funny at all…. I wished the ground… Read more »

Michael
Michael
7 months ago

Mine happen when I was in jss 3, I wrote a love letter to this girl, we are a close neighbor back then.. After writing the letter, I send the letter to her, and I head straight to the field to play ball with my friends.. Hopping that when am back I will receive my reply from her…. When I came back from the field, has I entered the sitting room like this, Behold see the love letter I wrote to this girl in front of my Dad… The girl report me to my Dad and even gave my dad… Read more »

OmoDavido
OmoDavido
7 months ago

A day to my Transport Phenomena exam, went for overnight reading with her. Didn’t read my own book till the next morning because I was busy teaching her PHS122.

Mumu me

ERORR404
ERORR404
7 months ago

I was in ss2 and I told this girl in my school(mixed boarding school) I liked her over 2go during the holidays and she said “thank you” grin seriously guys, “thank you” angry Is all i got. I literally hated all the girls in my school till I graduated.

Now when I saw pictures of this same girl of recent (6 years after) she looks as ugly as fvck, she’s all fat and fugly looking that I wouldn’t even date her for money.

Willie
Willie
7 months ago

Crushed on this girl at jss2, spent almost all my lunch money buying her snacks everyday. when I got tired, I decided to tell her my mind. But I told her I had something to tell her, and that I wanted it to be special. However, before that d-day, my mom had asked me to wash fermented cassava for fufu, so unfortunately I got a stench as a result. I thought I did everything to get d stench away; I practically emptied my perfume and took several baths. But it didn’t. Getting to class, I felt on top of d… Read more »

pussyAvenger
pussyAvenger
7 months ago

The first examination l wrote as a fresher in the University, l Left my script open so that this particular girl could copy.. She hadn’t written anything. Unfortunately, an eagle-eyed, edo-istic invigilator caught me, collected my script and sent me out. I was troubled because l’m a perfectionist. I was a fresher who had come with the high hopes. Now imagine what the girl told me after the exam,” why you dey vex na? Haven’t you answered all the questions?” I made E in that course, my worst throughout my stay in the University. Perhaps, that was my first experience… Read more »

OlaitanAkanb
OlaitanAkanb
7 months ago

Lol I met a girl at a park I paid her T.fair from Ibadan to Lagos and even bought her different things on our way to Lagos
When we got to Lagos I asked this girl for number
She told me No.

That she don’t always give strangers her number

yemifez
yemifez
7 months ago

I climaxed 10 seconds of entering her and instead of me to walk away, I used my hand to gripe my john thomas from the base
to gain by force erection and help her, only for me to finally get erec tion again and she climaxed right away and wouldn’t let me go on
in the name of sensitivity. Had to sing praise and worship to make the JT calm down 😂😊

Fhowe
Fhowe
7 months ago

I paid for numerous flights to and fro aBj-lag , I sold my car to help her with her fees yet she absconded with my money , I met my wife that same year and 9 years after we are happily married

Sir Law
Sir Law
7 months ago

Mine was in secondary sch, SSS 1 precisely during the summer lessons, I had a bike popularly called rubber-rubber. On that fateful day, I was riding on d bike alone, there was an heavy downpour so at that time it was still drizzling…. On approaching my sch, low n behold I saw my crush amidst her friends somewhere outside the sch compound, foolish me on sighting her I just decided to fire d bike d more n naso I just match brakes (even d hand brake sef) ….d next tin na gbam gbam, I just found myself lying inside a… Read more »

Kingsley
Kingsley
7 months ago

My girlfriend was in secondary school then, SS2 to be precised. And I promised her a calculator set. So, the day I invited her to my house in other to deliver my promise I did the unthinkable by putting my beautiful university I.D card inside the calculator pack. Of course, I knew she was smart, and if she open it my card will drop and she is going to see how beautiful it was. Eventually, she saw it and she returned it the second day (2002)…. To the Glory of God, the lady is my house wife now with two… Read more »

Steven 33
Steven 33
7 months ago

hmmh mine was in SS2, this girl I had a killer crush on her… I was the goal keeper of the class and during inter house- we manage to reach semi final, but that match I did alot of Bleep ups- only for the other team winning us, I told class master “I no kep again” he said you must kep for the 3place match. Guys, on that day- sarah my crush was brought, them give her seat with bottle of coke make she the watch me straight… My brothers and sisters- I made sure even fly no pass that… Read more »

opebiboy
opebiboy
7 months ago

I gave a girl over 70k to solve her financial problem and she didn’t allow me to sleep with her. Many guys slept with same girl without giving her anything. Many years later she started giving me greenlight when things became so difficult for her i ignored her and wasn’t even freaked anymore about the puzzy as she became super ugly over time. She is still not married till date. I wish her well though

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