What Is The Dumbest Thing You Believed As A Child?

As a kid, I used to believe Education is the key.

Dat if someone hits my Dickson with broom he go vanish grin

Tested it wen I was 15 nd my John Thomas still remain there gidigbam

I believed that readers were the leaders of tomorrow.

If it’s rainy and sunny at the same time, then lioness just gave birth. If a teacher flogs you, soak that body part inside garri and see the teacher’s hand swell up the next day grin To get money, kill a Red head agama lizard, cut the head and bury it for three days, come back later to dig out your naira note. To make a bird motionless or stand still above the sky, just hit a nail on the floor, step your big toe on it. point your index finder towards it and stretch it backward with your other… Read more »

I believed my parents was not born instead they fell from the sky because that was what they told me.

 It’s very dangerous to take garri after eating mango(though a special breed of mango, we call it kerosene mango)

I used to think in Music Videos, the Musician Usually Change their cloth very Fast and continue the music with another cloth grin

If you bend down to eat, the Food will come out of your Anus at once.

When you take some particles from a dog’s Eyes and put it in yours, you will see spirits.

If you Look at the Mirror in the Dark, you will See Witch

I believed couple would pray to God, and he will Drop a Baby on their Bed.
grin grin grin grin

Can’t Remember Most of them Again.

Well I use to believe if you spit on the floor without covering it with soil, and someone steps on it you will have sore throat.

I thought that the reason why it’s rainy on earth is that there are huge ice bergs in the sky and when this icebergs are struck by lightening, they fall down to earth and since its very far, they turn to water before they reach the earth crust.

I thought telecom companies were secretly watching me ..that’s why I can’t guess a recharge card

I’d thought the sun runs after vehicles and I’d be screaming “Run faster dad, it’s gonna beat us” lol
Also thought babies came from the anus hehe

I thought when u break the screen of a television u can see d people inside…lols

when I was younger, I thought umbrellas were parachutes! until one day , I tried it and guess what happened? your guess is as good as mine!

When I was a kid, I used to think that my papa is the richest man in Nigeria…Popsy as u no fall our hands when we are small, you go enjoy Taya.

I used to believe that if a boy tastes food on fire, his joystick would remain small

When my mum gave birth to my younger sister I was surprised to see her curly hair. I asked my mum if there is a saloon in her tommy, she said yes that when a baby is about to come out he/she will go to the saloon and make their hair. I believed her.

I used to believe that when you bend down and look between your legs, you’ll see spirits walking on their head and legs up. We used to be afraid to do that then.

We were also told then in the village that if you point at a masquerade, your hand will bend.

We were also told then that if you wave your hand to white flying birds, it will give you water finger. It worked then though. Quite mysterious.

If a girl play with a boy she will get pregnant

Chai.. I used to believe that when you bend down to look through your legs in the market , you will see dead people who came to the market and could lose your life

Also I used to believe that it was witches and dead people that trade in night markets

When broom touches a girl either by sweeping accidentally or intentionally she will not marry, so the person who did that have to spit on the broom and hit it on the floor two times so it won’t have effect on the girl.

When I see this white birds flying in the sky there’s a song we sing in our language and we have white spots on our finger nails, we believe the birds are responsible for that.

So many things our parents told us and we believed them then it’s not our fault

As a kid, i use to think that if i point at a grave somethin bad will happen to me. The remedy after pointing at a grave is to bite my ten fingers.

As a kid if i mistakenly killed a duck, I was told to put coins in its mouth else it will turn to a snake and bite me in the night

1. Swallowing water melons seeds will cause trees to grow in my belly

2. When I lose a milk teeth, I have to pray so that lizard doesn’t eat it when I tie it on a sheet of paper and throw it on the roof

3. When I stomp on the ground, I’m matching the devil grin; although some still stone the devil though grin

4. TV is the devil’s box

I use to believe women give birth through anus.

I use to believe there’s network of road in the sky for airplane

I used to believe India beat Nigeria 100-0 in football

I used to believe Santana was the fastest car

I used to wonder how people entered tv

I used to think the witches and wizard from the witchdoctor of the living dead and ayamataga were real

I used to believe that children were the future of tomorrow till Buhari is still our president.

I was thought I had HIV because I watch a show on Hiv

I used to think all dogs go to heaven because of the cartoon

I believed that if you see two chickens fighting/about to fight and pin a broomstick to the ground, you’ll enjoy a nice fight.

I believed Father christmas/santaclaus was a real oyinbo man.

I believed that if an actor dies in a movie, he also dies in real life.

I believed that if you jump across me while am lying down,

I’ll never grow tall. Also believed that the head and waist of the chicken can only be eaten by the first son and daughter respectively…

I believed that police is my friend.

I believed that babies are made in tubes and injected into women.

I used to think that all Hausa people are from the same family.