Forming…. I was and is still a pro at it… only when necessary tho.
I had this ex then who jilted me way back then cos I was kind of a boring douche bag and didn’t bang her.. me self sabi. About two years later.. coming from church and looking dope…I reached my house only to find out she attended the church by my place and she was outside. Instead of going in…. I decided to rub it in her face that the dude don chop up… I walked past her into the next street…. last last sha. I ended up walking for up to a kilometer under the hot sun. right now… no time for those yeye stress on top girl.
After forming rich mans son for one Ondo girl for my side here. I overhyped myself on 2go then. What didn’t I say? ion wear clothes twice… ion breathe ordinary air. I have a personal maid in my dads mansion. they bathe for me like Akeem in Coming to America….. all that forming Na. only for this babe to mistakenly see me in a baggy trouser… those tee shirts your mum picks for you so you can use in the next ten years as you grow. those big like canopy tee shirts… I was wearing one with the bald head I was carrying about….. mumsi wicked die. she was like “Are you not Stephen on 2go?” with that crazy smile. We all know Ondo girls can yab.
Shame caught my generation on top my matter.
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