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Share Things You Did To Show Off To The Opposite Sex You Later Regretted

Forming…. I was and is still a pro at it… only when necessary tho.

I had this ex then who jilted me way back then cos I was kind of a boring douche bag and didn’t bang her.. me self sabi. About two years later.. coming from church and looking dope…I reached my house only to find out she attended the church by my place and she was outside. Instead of going in…. I decided to rub it in her face that the dude don chop up… I walked past her into the next street…. last last sha. I ended up walking for up to a kilometer under the hot sun. right now… no time for those yeye stress on top girl.

After forming rich mans son for one Ondo girl for my side here. I overhyped myself on 2go then. What didn’t I say? ion wear clothes twice… ion breathe ordinary air. I have a personal maid in my dads mansion. they bathe for me like Akeem in Coming to America….. all that forming Na. only for this babe to mistakenly see me in a baggy trouser… those tee shirts your mum picks for you so you can use in the next ten years as you grow. those big like canopy tee shirts… I was wearing one with the bald head I was carrying about….. mumsi wicked die. she was like “Are you not Stephen on 2go?” with that crazy smile. We all know Ondo girls can yab.

Shame caught my generation on top my matter.

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anthony87778
anthony87778
5 months ago

Drive car to buy coke and gala to form for one Chioma

Send pix of my small pencil

Snap raw cash spelling Chioma name

Gave lecturer bag of rice to form boss, i still no cancel this Chioma

Form brilliant for Chioma sitting far while writing exam, I knew that my carry over was sure

Them plenty Jor, person done outgrow that craze

Last edited 5 months ago by anthony87778
Focusingmore
Focusingmore
5 months ago

work as an accountant at total E&P nig ltd

saw a random lady and after talking, and exchanging numbers we chatted on whatsapp and i told her i work as a top reservoir engr there not knowing the bae’s uncle is one of them top men and she was to be hired soon and put in a higher position than i am

shiii was embarrassing ehn………we still friends though even she’s like my boss too

Salad
Salad
5 months ago

using all the savings in my account to do birthday.. what pained me most was that she eventually couldn’t make it to the party.

Kingsley
Kingsley
5 months ago

The 14 year old me was trying to form American lover for this girl. . .chei. . .I waited under the rain for her for 30 minutes and in the end she still didn’t show up. Lol. All I did was get myself sick for a girl that didn’t give a hoot about me. I’m still a hopeless romantic though. It’s the reason I’m single. I just haven’t found a girl with the right character

Max232
Max232
5 months ago

The fact is I was stupid and I think I know…
It was one Victoria o. The bae was on her own gegely until I started making moves. Fortunately, the bae agreed. Unfortunate me! I thought money runs relationships, I spent until I went flat, although for good reason as she did claimed. Lesson learnt; girls are way smarter, in your eyes, they see their next move, so just come clean and accept the “rebuke or embrace”.

Tunde
Tunde
5 months ago

Told her I don’t speak igbo.
she was tripping till I had a misunderstanding with someone in class a month later.
I poured out Igbo Like Nkem Owoh and Sam loco combined.
the rest was history

Amaobi
Amaobi
5 months ago

It’s kinda crazy anytime I remember it. It was many years ago sha during the days of doing Alter Servers (Alter Boys)… I’m a Catholic… There was this fine girl that we used to eye ourselves during Mass oh (no mind me oh, a lot of us Alter Boys did it oh). So one day after Mass, she was alone inside d church, instead I should just go to her and tell her I liked her, I was sha walking aimlessly to and fro d church and my friends were making jest of me… At the end sha nothing happened… Read more »

Kay cee
Kay cee
5 months ago

Told one fine gal that my dad has a Lexus SUV, only for her to find me n my dad ontop Vexpa.. She was like “is this the Lexus”, as a guy na I confused the babe.. It’s a vexus I told you about not Lexus.. You misunderstood what I said…

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