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Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl?

I remember when one of my guys stole his mums bracelet to impress a girl he wan die for  

He was like 15 then

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Mark
5 months ago

Paying her house rent of 120k.
But was shocked the day I went there and saw another nigga fvcking her in that same apartment. Then I no say I be MUMU

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opebiboy
opebiboy
5 months ago

Going to vigil, where cold and sleep wan kill me for that night. I was later rewarded with kpekus after 6months.πŸ˜‚

Cee jay
Cee jay
5 months ago

Buying exotic juice for her with the 1k I collected from my mum πŸ˜‚

Later that night, one of my nigga carry her fvck her that night πŸ˜’
I no smell her toto till today

Cee jay
Cee jay
5 months ago

Actually used all my money I had in my account

Paid her rent, that was 500k, furnished the house about 400k

It was a learning process though, no fuss

Gozie43
Gozie43
5 months ago

I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same time, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine… Read more »

Gerrald
Gerrald
5 months ago

Waiting for a girl who was obviously wasting time where ever she was. I wanted to come off as a patient guy, but later got severely beaten by the rain. My interest in her dried together with my drenched clothes though

Things we do for kpekus

swiz12
swiz12
5 months ago

1. When I was in secondary school, I learnt how to swim because swimming lessons were going to be introduced at my school. It was also my way of impressing the girls in school, and hell yeah, it worked. 😁😁 2. At the Uni, it was a different ball game. Had my secondary school at a French school and was fluent in French. A GEDs course compulsory for 100 level students was French. Once my course-mates found out I spoke french, news went round. I had flings with atleast 3 girls, just because of French 😁😁 3. Out of school,… Read more »

Frankyboy1
Frankyboy1
5 months ago

There was this classy sexy and smart girl I was eyeing but didnt have d lever cause she was working class and strict, for a long time we were cosy and chatting up, but she no de gree give me d green light, though i second guessed she might have also been into me, one day she stopped by as usual for the chitty chats, and we started gisting, tell her say I wan go bath, next thing I carry olive oil enter bathroom, stroke my gbolla until he stand, meanwhile my heart was racing, then rubbed enough olive oil… Read more »

Invigilator
Invigilator
5 months ago

I was travelling via taxi one day and I sat with this girl in front, along the journey she started feeling uncomfortable saying she’s cold. I had a sweat shirt on me and offered to give it to her, she said NO. Minutes later she was still uncomfortable so I removed my sweat shirt and gave it to her, she still rejected it. I wanted casting her oh but I kept calm and started gisting with her, on alighting we exchanged contact. Days later I called to invite her over, she couldn’t make it due to financial constraints. I made… Read more »

Blaze212
Blaze212
5 months ago

I rented an apartment for her in school, took care of her feeding, bought her textbooks paid for all her assignments, single handedly sponsored her project, bought her numerous phones for her, her mum, her dad and her kid bro sponsored her sister’s trip overseas…..but Las Las her father called me to leave his daughter alone dat am not compatible with his daughter, her sister came back to Nigeria without calling me to thank me till date and she has married another bobo…..isn’t loving a lady a fools game ??

SweetyMarve
SweetyMarve
5 months ago

It is quite unfortunate that if a girl does not like you, she will do everything to take your money, kill your time, make you beg her and at the end she will just disappear. And I think the persistence of guys too play a major roll in this. A wise guy should be able to know a girl who does not truly want him.

tunderoc
tunderoc
5 months ago

I arranged with my kid sis, told paleh we were going for a picnic so he allowed us use his jalopy. Dropped my lil sis at her friends then drove to another state to meet a lady I have not seen before (na those days b4 Facebook)… Feeling was mutual and we stated dating, had a break for 2 years, came back together and now 10 years in marriage.

Moses
Moses
5 months ago

Turned to a painter, Painted her whole room, I wan die that day I just pretended

Chiptew
Chiptew
5 months ago

Wash her clothes, bra and pants, still cook for her to show there ain’t anything I can’t do for her but immediately I got the kpekus, I can’t even touch her handkerchief. And we are still very much together

johnpablo54
johnpablo54
5 months ago

Loaned my girlfriend back then 150k, she said she was gonna be paying me back 20k monthly, she paid back only 30k. I had to dash her the rest for peace to reign.

vincent
vincent
5 months ago

About 4months ago a female friend called and lamented she’s starving in school and all that so I decided to send her 2k, I delayed for like 2weeks before sending it and she often reply to my WhatsApp status with “where’s it” lmao Sent her the 2k the same day I sent my kid sis in school money as well. My kid sis chatted me up thanking me while the stoopid girl rather reacted to my status immediately she saw the money asking unnecessary questions. She opened up she saw an alert few hours ago with my name on it… Read more »

realokopi
realokopi
5 months ago

I was chatting with this particular lady that I wanted to f*ck. She said all I want from her is just sex so she will not accept my invitation. Then I told her that why would I invite her just for sex that if it’s sex I want then the 10k I have in my mind to give her I can use it to f*ck plenty ashawo. Immediately I mentioned 10k,the babe change mouth ooo grin. She said she will come the nxt day and of course she came. I f*ck the living daylight out of her and ended up… Read more »

Gentle Frank
Gentle Frank
5 months ago

I dated this girl in my school days. She was a fresher. At first I lost interest when she told me she was a virgin and it was a no sex relationship. But she was already into me, so whenever my friends see us together they were always giving this comment about how pretty she is and how tall and straight she looks so those words motivated me and gbam that was how my feelings towards her changed and I feel in love. I was always trying to get into her honey pot, I started giving her monthly stipends, for… Read more »

Gbemi34
Gbemi34
5 months ago

People like us na for bed we dey impress babes o. I don give one girl head in her smelly pussy while trying to impress her. I regretted doing it dat day. I nearly collapse

Tunde
Tunde
5 months ago

Was to bring a girl to my famiky house and lied to her that I was living with my cousin and my mother was actually my aunt , and that my parents stayed in America, that I just came for the holidays. She buy the lie die. Las las when I grew older I discovered that there was actually no need to lie to impress a girl.

What do you think?